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Breaking news: the neighbourhood squirrel has claimed a third bird feeder, ends on the correspondent evacuating.
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News anchor prompts covering the very important nothing.
The desk is the most trusted costume in comedy. A working prompt covers something tiny with the full gravity of a network, and carries the broadcast structure end to end.
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Breaking something tiny
A squirrel's third bird feeder. The smaller the story, the better the desk.
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Two anchors
One reads, one reacts. The hand-off is where the comedy lives.
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One field segment
The correspondent goes live and it goes slightly wrong. Always.
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Deadpan sign-off
End on the desk, not the joke. The broadcast never winks.
10 original news anchor prompts
Copy any of them as written, or open one in the studio and change the character. Nothing here is scraped from another prompt list.
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Live coverage of the household pizza-topping vote splits the anchors, ends on a recount being demanded.
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A field reporter interviews the dog about the garden hole, ends on the dog producing the evidence.
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The desk anchors host a midnight broadcast about the fridge light mystery, ends on an expedition being announced.
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Urgent report: the baby learned to open doors, ends on the studio door slowly opening.
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The weather desk forecasts rain using only the dog's behaviour, ends on being proven right.
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A special bulletin covers the cat's fourth nap of the day, ends on live footage of the fifth.
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The economics desk analyses the pocket-money market, ends on an expert toy being interviewed.
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Breaking: the Wi-Fi went down for four minutes, ends on survivors sharing their stories.
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The anchors host the annual leaf-blower season opening, ends on a parade of one.
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Pick a prompt below and Frutti turns it into a full four-scene episode with a cast and spoken lines. Free, no account, no credits.
The numbers, so you can check them
- Format
- AI News Desk. Two or three recurring anchors with fixed desk roles, lead, reactions and field reporter. The field reporter gets one location.
- What you download
- A 9:16 vertical video with the captions already burned in, ready to post without an editor.
- Episode length
- Episodes are built from long dialogue clips, each one continuous shot: Quick 2 clips of 10 seconds, Standard 3 of 10, Long 3 of 15, Epic 4 of 15. Longer runs come from a series of episodes.
- Watermark
- None. No export carries a watermark, on any plan, and there is no watermarked free tier to upgrade out of.
- What is free
- Writing a full episode (script, cast and scene list) on the home page and on every format page, with no account and no card. Rendering runs on credits. There is no free render tier and no watermarked tier.
- Price
- Starter $24/month or $7/month billed yearly, Creator $59/month or $18/month billed yearly. Yearly billing is 70% off and is charged once for twelve months. Prices in US dollars.
- What an episode costs
- 600 credits for a Standard episode, 1,050 for a Long episode. Starter includes 1,200 credits a month, which is 2 Standard episodes or about 30 single clips.
- Languages
- English plus 16 other languages.
- Ownership
- You own the output you generate. Paid plans cover commercial use, including client work, brand channels and paid advertising.
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Questions about this pack
How do I make an AI news anchor video?
Write the headline, keep the delivery deadly serious, and give the broadcast its full shape: desk, hand-off, field segment, sign-off.
Why do news parody clips flop?
Usually because there is only one joke and no broadcast. The structure is what makes it watchable to the end.
Is fake news parody safe to post?
Clearly fictional parody about absurd subjects sits in the platform's safest category. Label it as AI and keep the subject small.